“this is like comparing horseshoes and handgrenades”

Sara says…. I just learned something new about Brandon that I had never realized before. Brandon is a huge punk rock fan! Just like me! Kelly is also on drugs, just like me!! Oh I kid how I kid, ahem, me kidding I swear. So Brandon in his good boy looks actually said the quote above to this nosy newspaper girl who wanted to write a story about Donna’s meat head boyfriend and his heart issues although I think he should have his head checked out for dating miss piggy. I thought Brandon’s quote was catchy and I am a poor spellarz so I went on the internets to look at how to spell handgrenades which I still think I misspelled but that’s neither here nor there now. The wealths of wikipedia gave me this information possibly where this quote came from…

The GC5 provided a political charge to their music comparable to that of The Clash and Stiff Little Fingers. Lyrics included themes of social and political discontent, leftist politics, and the struggle of the working class. In 2000, The GC5 released their debut album Kisses From Hanoi, and in 2001, the band released the EP Horseshoes and Handgrenades.

Now I know nothing about this band, they could suck big sweaty balls but the fact that they are compared to The Clash and Stiff Little Fingers which are not terrible bands by any means then whatever I will get on board with it for the time being, until I actually listen to them and realize they SUCK! (p.s. bands that do not suck right now are The Deadly Snakes, Exploding Hearts, Digital Leather, and Lost Sounds, the only things I am listening to at the moment and I knew you would be interested in that and if not whatever I wanted to prove how cool I was. You could probably already tell that I was cool but I’m insecure about it so I have to shove it down your throats.) Now this of course is just me snooping around and his quote could have come from something older and lamer like an Irish limerick but fuck that, Brandon likes punk rock and I kinda think I knew it all along but didn’t want to make him even more sexier than he could possibly be for fear of my head exploding.

Could Brandon be more perfect? Could he because I really don’t think so. He is smart, funny, likes punk rock, and has James Dean hair it’s like god looked into my inner hearts desire and made me the perfect man. So if you have stuck with me through this rant then you are a really top notch person but if not I will just recap BRANDON LIKES PUNK ROCK, I LIKE PUNK ROCK, BRANDON AND I WILL GET MARRIED SOME DAY. It’s the only logical conclusion.

P.S.  I am also ignoring the fact that this album came out way after Brandon said this, but I will look for any excuse to think that Brandon likes punk rock.  So don’t rain on my parade with any kind of truth or facts don’t even think about it because I’m not listening to you, lalalalalalala.