Sara says… This will be my first sober post, therefore it will not be as witty and fun as my other ones and a little more on the bitter soggy old woman side. Much like the day old cold nachos I am eating right now because it is the only thing I have in my fridge other than condiments and trash.
So I have a bone to pick with Andrea, who the hell does she think she is? Like she would ever have a chance with the glory of Brandon. I just watched the episode where Brenda and Donna go to France which is a debacle in itself and almost makes me like Brenda which makes me feel uncomfortable. If only Donna wasn’t such an annoying American with bad hair and bright outfits then I can go back to hating old crooked eyes. Anyways I digress, so the rest of the gang are staying at the beach in some weird beach resort and then Dylan and Kelly get together and don’t even get me started on that those cheating whores!!! Anyways I digress again! So Brandon kisses Andrea when she falls for the young republican i.e. Peter Kraus. How could Andrea ever think that Brandon would seriously want to get with her. Doesn’t she know that she is his charity case!! She is like 40 years old with bad crows feet and mom jeans, it would be highly improbable that Brandon the hottest boy ever would seriously want to get with that. He is such a good person that he pretended to have feelings for her for like 5 seconds to make her feel wanted and confuse her enough to doubt dating a republican which once again proves my point that Brandon is selfless and a giver. Brandon is so much better than Andrea I can’t even list all the reasons why here because my nachos would become room temperature and then I might actually get sick from eating them instead of just a little nauseous. The point of all of this is that Brandon is better than Andrea, period!
p.s. David has some sweet beats on this episode “You are so precious to me, am I precious to you”. I sing that to Brandon every day in my head.
The proof is in the cold nachos…..
